{"id":249,"date":"2013-09-07T15:49:50","date_gmt":"2013-09-07T22:49:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.morethantwo.com\/blog\/?p=249"},"modified":"2015-11-20T14:34:52","modified_gmt":"2015-11-20T22:34:52","slug":"caption-contest-winner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morethantwo.com\/blog\/2013\/09\/caption-contest-winner","title":{"rendered":"Caption contest winner!"},"content":{"rendered":"[et_pb_section admin_label=&#8221;section&#8221;][et_pb_row admin_label=&#8221;row&#8221;][et_pb_column type=&#8221;4_4&#8243;][et_pb_text admin_label=&#8221;Text&#8221; background_layout=&#8221;light&#8221; text_orientation=&#8221;left&#8221; text_font_size=&#8221;14&#8243; use_border_color=&#8221;off&#8221; border_color=&#8221;#ffffff&#8221; border_style=&#8221;solid&#8221;]\n<p>AAAAND the caption contest winner is&#8230; Edward Martin! For this gem:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Lube-and-paddle.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-250 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.morethantwo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Lube-and-paddle-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"Lube and paddle\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>For his caption, which won by a landslide (you know you guys are sick bastards, right?), Edward will receive a copy of <em>The Polyamorists Next Door.<\/em>&nbsp;But we have an honorable mention:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Birth-control.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-251 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.morethantwo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Birth-control-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"Birth control\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>One with a nice nod to branding:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/More-Than-Two.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-252 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.morethantwo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/More-Than-Two-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"More Than Two\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And this, er, brilliant piece of commentary:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Confused.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-253 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.morethantwo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Confused-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"Confused\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And let&#8217;s not forget the original inspiration now in a meme-worthy, sharable format:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Sidecar.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-254 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.morethantwo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Sidecar-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"Sidecar\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thanks to everyone who participated and voted!<\/p>\n<p>Want to make your own? Go <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/1cTovnS\">here<\/a> for a meme-generator pre-loaded with the image, then share your meme on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/MoreThanTwoBook\">our Facebook page<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And a quick campaign update: we&#8217;re almost at $9,000! Stay tuned for our stretch goal, to be announced at the halfway mark!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em style=\"color: #666666;\">Like what you&#8217;re reading on the More Than Two blog? Buy the book now at&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/ReG10R\" target=\"_blank\">Amazon<\/a>&nbsp;or&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/Vxd8OK\" target=\"_blank\">Powell&#8217;s<\/a>.<\/em><span style=\"color: #666666;\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n[\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][\/et_pb_section]\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AAAAND the caption contest winner is&#8230; Edward Martin! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crowdfunding-2"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Caption contest winner! - More Than Two\u2122<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.morethantwo.com\/blog\/2013\/09\/caption-contest-winner\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Caption contest winner! - More Than Two\u2122\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"AAAAND the caption contest winner is... 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